At first glimpse , Hank might seem like a lot of work . But despite his industrious antics , his foster mom has us convinced that this short devil is clearly the in effect .
Surely you ’ve learn of Hank . He ’s the dog living in Texas whose desperate - for - eternal rest surrogate mom author a tongue - in - cheek website asking for anyone — please , God , anyone — to freaking dramatise Hank .
Of course , onPleaseAdoptHank.com , Christine Clauder would ’ve used a word other than " freaking . " ( trace : It also starts with F and ends with G but is not a word I ’m grant to publish on Daily Paws . ) It ’s quite funny , and most people see through Clauder ’s exaggerated complaints to understand that Hank is apparently a salutary , funny boy who merit a permanent home .
Photo: Courtesy of Christine Claude
Hank , " 54 pounds of pure , unadulterated , kinetic vitality with eye like the sea , " is apparently a Siberian smuggled mouthpiece cur . He has so much energy that he could very well power Texas ’s much - maligned mogul power system , Clauder jokes . Her f - bomb - filled web site inspiredseveralarticlesacross the country .
" Mostly , I just wanted to attract the audience that I feel Hank needed to be seen by . I did n’t make he would actually go worldwide , " Clauder tells Daily Paws . ( Funnily enough , she built the site without telling the high - ups atFriends for Life , Hanks ’s shelter , but they loved it , too . )
Perhaps the respectable intelligence is that the website probably run . On Monday , Hank is set to adjoin with his possible new owner , Clauder , who inhabit in Houston , says . So he ’s presently " reserve , " but we do n’t bed if this possible new owner will function out . He might still need a new parent , and that ’s where you come in .
If that ’s the case , Clauder gracefully take on time out of her vacation—“As Hank ’s media agent , I never get a day off”—to lay out the top 10 reasons you should adopt her beloved Hank .
No. 10: He Can Be a Great Alarm Raiser
Clauder says Hank will bark at anything he think is a danger — include the unreliable tools that injured Clauder ’s husband as he recreate their house . Anytime someone walks in the sign , he ’ll permit out a loud , astute bark to let the eternal rest of the kinsfolk roll in the hay .
No. 9: He’s a Super-Friendly Guy
That goes for dogs and people , pretty much all of them . He loves thedog green , where he makes friends with every living thing in attendance , his foster mom say . No proficient ice breaker than a friendly dog , folk .
No. 8: He’s a Bathtime Pro
Now , he will resist at first when he know what ’s happening . ( Who can blame him for that ? ) But once Hank is in the tubful , he ’ll free to his fate and sit down so you canclean him up , Clauder says . How prosperous !
No. 7: He Loves Car Rides
Hank will model in theback fanny , vex his snoot out the window , and smell and look at everything . " He just sit the whole clip , very sedately in the cable car , " Clauder says .
No. 6: He Sleeps Like a Dang Rock
When you play hard , you sleep severely . Clauder enounce he ’ll catch some Z’s through the whole nighttime , like someone flipped his off electric switch . Everything he does is done at 100 - per centum effort , she sum up .
No. 5: He’ll Help Keep the House Clean
Leaving stuff on the floor is n’t really an option with Hank around because he ’ll exhaust it , whether it ’s shoes or headphones . " He likes to have a white house . He likes to have it pick up , and he will further you by destroying anything that does n’t go there , " Clauder says .
No. 4: He’s Always Ready to Brighten Your Mood
Hank get laid to act and will get you to play with him even when you ’re not in the mood . While that might be pestiferous at first , you ’ll soon witness yourself in excellent spirit fiddle with Hank . " Who can be cranky when you ’re playing with your dog-iron ? " Clauder asks .
No. 3: He’s Trainable
Clauder call him " smart as hell . " She only took a day to house prepare him , and this seeming genius also hear the " sit , " " rock , " and " down " clew in two days . Now , he ’s learning " stay , " a intemperate one for a high - vigor dog like Hank . He ’s also treat motivated ( much like myself ) , which is a keen elbow room to incentivize any barker throughpositive reinforcement training .
No. 2: He’s a Funny Guy
He ’s constantly making Clauder laugh . He ’ll be naughty — but in a suspicious , sassy room . She might tell Hank to sit , but he wo n’t do it until he knows he ’s going to get a treat . He ’ll also chase his tail , manage to catch it , and then tip himself over onto the floor . Quite the comic .
No. 1: He’s Loyal—Very Loyal
Clauder ’s syndicate members call him a " Velcro heel " because he follows them all over the house , anywhere from the couch to the kitchen . " He ’s just very rum about everything you ’re doing and wants to be involve , " she tell .
What more could you require ! ? If you ’re thinking aboutadopting a dog , Clauder allege this gilded frivolity nugget is in reality pretty awesome .
" Hank is just a very , very undecomposed boy , " Clauder says .
