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Unless you ’re one of those rare luckydog owners whose barker is pooping daisies and rainbows , you know all about brown , lousy piles you need to best .
Unfortunately , just pulling out a doggy low-down bag is not always going to cut it . You need to familiarize yourself with your doggy ’s doo - doo .
The next time you take out your furball to do his business , ready yourself to stalk their stool .
This may tell you a few things about your dog you did n’t know about .
Dog Poop Facts!
1. 50 Shades of poop
… and regrettably , it does n’t cease with Brown University .
2. Size does matter
It ’s a no - no if it look like pellet … And if it looks like an elephant did it .
3. Poop doubles as a snack
Yup , it ’s gross , but it seems dogs cerebrate it ’s delicious . Please do n’t chequer for yourself .
3. Poop shape (Hint: it doesn’t look like an emoji)
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After calculate at so much log - like poop , you might become a timbersexual .
4. From puddles to Play-Doh
Shitpost chart cake
Do n’t make believe you ca n’t feel the eubstance of the low-down through the baggie .
5. Unidentified poop object sightings
In most case , you ’ll bid you ca n’t identify what ’s lurking from the atomic pile of poop .
6. Stop and smell…the roses?
Just kidding . organize to espouse the stinkiness .
7. Poop stare is a real thing
agile while the Americans are wipe out breakfast , lets show them bounder after part
I guess it is better to look them in the centre than the substitute option , right ?
8. Beware of the revenge poop
plat my Revenge Poop
Next clock time you take your doggo to the veterinarian , verify to turn back your bed for surprises .
9. Roomba and dog poop don’t mix
Roomba vs Puppy Poop
heel shit is the one challenge even robots ca n’t get the best .
10. You’ll never see the white poop of your childhood again
It ’s comic how the weird things can make us sense nostalgic .
11. Always expect seconds
You that moment when you ’ve just dropped the baggie in the trash , and your doggo poops out a marble they ’ve been holding in for special juncture like these ? Yeah , me too .
12. You don’t know horror until you experience the turd dangle
Deciding whether to remove it yourself or await for your hot dog to smutch it over their butt is almost worse than Sophie ’s Choice .
13. Their poop might give you creepy crawlies
And I mean that literally .
14. Doggie butt compass can show you the way
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Next time you are lost in the mountains , just need your stinky slight navigator to poop .
15. You need to pick it up as a champ
Unless you want to risk renew as doggy doo .
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