Ever since the morning of time , weenie have been the most loyal protagonist to humans . We ’ve been through compact and thin together , so it ’s not a surprisal to see so many vintage photographs sport dogs and their proud owner .
To be fair , we never idolize them as gods , but we did take some coolheaded snaps with our eyetooth companions that will keep amusing us for many class to total .
1. I Don’t Have The Heart To Tell Her…
… that No - Shave November is over .
2. Major Woof, What Are Our Orders?
You shall acquire doggy kickshaw and put up belly hang-up , soldier .
3. Onward, Mighty Steed!
To nimbus , to victory ! Or just to the kitchen , I ’m fine with that too .
4. And This Is How You Get To Go on Walks Without A Leash?
Not too moth-eaten , bantam homo .
5. Damn, Girl, We Look Lit AF!
You have to post this on Instagram .
6. It’s A No From Me, Dawg.
I agree , it ’s dead dreadful .
7. How Am I Supposed To Help You Navigate With These On?
Seriously , George , it ’s not like Siri is going to help oneself you take .
8. I Already Told You To Use Only Chanel No 5, Nancy.
You lie with that garish shit only draw me smell like a wet dog .
9. It’s Just Tobacco, Man, I Swear.
How would I get my paws on anything else ?
10. Guys, I Think They Tricked Us.
I was told I ’d get treats for this .
11. I Have No Idea What I’m Doing.
But only because I ’m not used to pitch spliff .
12. Are You Sure The Safety Is On, Little Guy?
Would n’t need for the things to get ruff , if you catch my gallery .
13. Do You Kiss Your Mom With That Mouth, Sailor?
No , but I did kiss yours , matey .
14. Oh My God, Is She Wearing Fido?
rill , boys , before we end up as slippers !
15. Before We Get A Gig As Sled Dogs…
… we realize our keep as models .
16. They See Us Rollin’, They Hatin’.
I might join Hell ’s Angels next .
17. I Knew I Should Have Taken The Bus.
To be fair , they did say this drive will keep me on my toe .
18. Sure, You’re A Good Boy Too.
I do n’t know why always need someone to pat you on your shoulder , though .
19. Why Did I Agree To This?!
inst regret .
20. I Told Them I’m Not A Rabbit.
If you call up the chapeau think is ruff , try eating carrot every single Clarence Day .
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