Although they do n’t speak man , dogs still have A LOT to say to their two - legged familiar . Unfortunately , we do n’t to the full infer woofing and weird stare .
If we could talk dog , these pictures would somewhat much sum up what our dogs are trying to tell us .
1. So You Don’t Let Me Eat Strawberries, But Dress Me As One
Happy dog day ! Have a pissed off strawberry mark .
How lovely . * death blaze intensifies *
2. You Mean To Tell Me The Ball Was In Your Hand The Whole Time?!
What else were you lying about ? Do n’t narrate me I ’m not a good boy , too .
3. He Didn’t Text Even When He Said He Would?
Dog just want to tattle
Much electric shock . Such surprisal . Wow .
4. But, You’re Much Prettier Without Makeup!
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And I figured that when you stop watch YouTube beauty tutorials , you ’ll have more time for take the air me .
5. You Need A Life, Mom
My but looks good , though .
6. Hooman? Is That Dog Standing On Two Legs?
Can I go make friends , pleeeeease ?
7. No, I Don’t Want Cuddles
My Pissed Off Pooch
I know you meant it when you tell my buns looks fat in that harness .
8. Do I Want Bacon?!
Oh , yes , please , splendid human , let me banquet .
9. It’s Been Centuries Since You Went To The Store…
But I ’ll always wait for you .
10. You’re Getting A Cat?
My husky gives her most “ oh , that ’s slap-up . ” aspect
I ’m very disappointed in you , George .
11. Did I Just Hear You Say Neutering?
But I ’ve been such a respectable boy .
12. Can You Please Stop With The Pinterest DIY Projects?
My mellifluous Clementine helping take down the x - mas lights
It ’s getting old real tight .
13. Seriously, Betsy, Again With The Diet?!
I came here to run through food and fuck thing up….and I ’m all out of food for thought .
It ’s been 16,890 secondment since I had my last meal . Do you jazz how long that is in doggo time ? !
14. I’m Glad My Pain Amuses You, Human.
But I am both shaken and conjure with this situation .
15. I Told You Not to Get A Cat
Now look what we have to put up with .
16. I Heard You Ordered Cuddles On Amazon
Did someone consecrate a floof ?
And there is no return address .
17. Why Did You Let Me Eat That Last Nugget?
“ Just leave me alone Felicia ” – dog likely
You were suppose to be my honest friend , Bob .
20. Hawaii Sounds Delightful
Do n’t you dare leave me at the kennel while you sip Margaritas on the beach .
21. You Will Not Believe What The Cats Just Did
Caught my dog getting in the trash … bust
I did my good to stop them , but I was too late .
22. I Could Just Stare At You All Day Long
Especially while I ’m pooping .
23. You Don’t Think I Know Who Farted This Time?
Spare me your lame excuse , human .
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