It ’s a little presently , but he just had to … grizz and bear it .
We have all been Bozeman the grizzly bear . In a scant , 62 second video post by theMilwaukee County Zoo , Bozeman breaks down the human stipulation more in effect than my entire newbie class philosophy class ever could .
Hibernation is traditionally reckon of as one long nap , but there ’s actuallymore to itthan that . During winter months , animals that hibernate — like our furred friend Bozeman and his gray-headed pal at the zoological garden andin the wild — will slow their breathing , lower their heart rates ( in the caseful of bear , down to as down in the mouth as four cadence per minute ! ) and conserve as much energy as they can .
Photo: Courtesy of Milwaukee County Zoo
But sometimes , they " awaken up " for abbreviated catamenia of clock time .
Who among us does n’t know the intuitive feeling : maybe it ’s the former morning of garbage day and there ’s a noise outside . Maybe you went to layer a half an hour early the nighttime before and your body does n’t know what to do with itself . Maybe you had one field glass of H2O too many . Maybe the cat-o'-nine-tails — who , it should be notice , isno dynamohimself — just NEEDS TO BE FED right on NOW .
You crack one eye open and measure the position . you could say the sunshine is up , but it’sdefinitelybefore your alarm clock .
- sigh *
Whatever , mankind . The matter that rouse you up is n’t move to take forethought of itself , so you get up bleary - eyed and totter out into the hall . Why is it so brilliant ?
Zookeepers say that bears usually end their hibernation periods in mid April or so , but periods of activeness through hibernation are not uncommon . Mothers can suckle their young , there can be occasional bathroom breaks and , sometimes , they just need to stretch along their wooden leg . The staff at the Milwaukee Zoo shared the oh - so - relatable television of Bozeman to Facebook before he mount back into what we can only assume is a very intimate hideaway .
15 second into the video : Some bears , like some people , love the snow . But Bozeman is not some bears . Bozeman is very much like us sleepy humans . He discontinue and give his hand a cursory check and , again , we see ourselves . What is conk on here ? Why is this wet ? I ’m not cleaning this up .
30 seconds : By this stage , you roll in the hay you ’re definitely going back to bed , but you ’re up for the moment so you might as well check the electric refrigerator , get a quick something to drink .
40 second base : There ’s nothing in the fridge . You could have swear you allow some takeout in there the other night , but now it ’s get going . You root around in the back just to verify , but no . Man . This is bull .
For most of us , get back to bed after we ’ve woken up early on can be difficult . Sometimes you count sheep , or record a little , orwatch TikToks . But bears like Bozeman have no such issues . Once he goes back into his den , it ’ll be flop back to the hibernation state for another couple calendar week .
55 second into the picture : This entire trip through the house has only serve to illustrate why you should still be in bottom . It ’s early March and your alarm does n’t go off until April . You give the place one last look before go back to bottom . I require this wet stuff gone by the time I ’m up .
