justness for Jerry .
Look , who among us has n’t blamed ill - time gas on the weenie ? Everyone ’s done it . While very unfair to our dogs , it ’s mostly harmless .
But blaming the domestic dog for your own consistence ’s sunbaked - Earth campaign for five weeks — long enough to demand expensive veterinary surgeon visit — is going a chip too far .
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Reddit substance abuser u / SexyFoodandFilms posted about such an experience over the weekend . It began more than a month ago . She and her hubby were eating dinner in the same room as their wienerwurst , Jerry . Then a surprisal odor reared its horrible head .
“ You guys . The smell was UNBELIEVABLE , ” she compose . “ It frankly smelled a little like rotten egg . ”
Because she ’s meaning , the woman is sensitive to some olfaction and had to leave the way . When they move to seam , the husband blamed the dog . ( come to one . )
She drop a line that the anterior naris - burning fetor begin to come out again and again over the following week , overpowering the standard candle and incense she lit . She began to worry about her dog . wind this bad were n’t normal . Her married man remained still on the subject . ( Strike two . )
The vet recommended alter Jerry ’s diet , and she complied . The farts continued . The veterinarian ordered some expensive tests , which exhibit that Jerry was doing just o.k. . She really set about to worry , what if there was an undetectable problem ? What if Jerry break ?
She finally burst into bust out of vexation . That ’s when her hubby confessed . He was the source of the rank and file gas . ( Strike three . )
“ Y’all , I lost it , ” the Reddit exploiter pen . “ I kicked him out of the house . ”
She lays out a damnatory case against her husband : He pick the frankfurter repeatedly . He pronounce nothing when she took Jerry to the ex-serviceman and even went to the appointment with them . He did n’t come sportsmanlike until she had a breakdown . ( Not to mention , his weapons - grade flatulency sounds sincerely frightening . )
He was finally allowed to come back home , but she did , truly , make him pay for all of the vet bills . He also went to a doctor about his nasty gas , and the physician commend a diet change . ( We ’re guessing fewer eggs . )
All of this is to say : If there ’s a rancid olfactory modality filter your home , look first at the man who live with you . I am a military man and can testify : We are gross .
