An Ohio State Patrol military officer needed to keep a dog away from interstate dealings . Luckily , he had his bologna sandwich .
We can promise you there ’s no baloney in this story — but there is plenty of the actual lunchmeat , bologna .
The lightly sliced substance abide by children across the land wager a pivotal role in help steady a stray dog who had been running along a main road in Ohio last week , as reported by WHIO TV .
Courtesy of Ohio State Patrol
Ohio State Highway Patrol Sgt . Jeff Kramer received a report of a white - and - brown dog running on Interstate 75 around 8 a.m. last Wednesday . He eventually found the dog running along the shoulder of the highway .
" As I ’m coming up to it , you could see some dealings issues start – multitude hit their brake really hard , making real quick lane changes . And that ’s where the significant risk is . Nobody wants to hit an beast , especially a hound , so I be intimate we should seek to get this frump , " he say WHIO .
He pull up to start to attempt to wheedle the dog to safety — as did a woman who ’d heard about the missing dog and wanted to help . The dog was intelligibly skittish and afraid when Kramer and the cleaning lady would get too airless .
Kramer had a Mexican valium in his car and was ready to use it as a leash . But the dog still was n’t unagitated . So Kramer decided to give the bologna sandwich he ’d pack for lunch while the char with him provided piece of ham . ( We assume she ’d bring the gammon for this purpose . Otherwise , what a coincidence . )
The dog was then able to bask the roadside food shop that seemingly opened in front of her very eyes .
" I mean , who does n’t care bologna sandwiches , right ? Baloney and ham apparently is this dog ’s dearie , " Kramer told WHIO .
The breakfast payoff worked , and the dog was soon transported to a local protection where she ’s receiving the guardianship she needs . She ’s not yet up for acceptance , WHIO report .
All this is to say : Maybe it ’s not a forged mind to always have lunchmeat on your person . Could come in handy someday .
