Once you see the video , you ’ll understand . This poor Dachshund has been made to look like a mug by his owner . What would he say if he could talk to the man who belittled on YouTube for the intact world to see ? Perhaps itwould go something like this …
He kept cry me dumb , but does he now see that he owe the one thousand thousand of vista of his picture to me ? If he thinks that those people watched YouTube to see my “ smart ” brown brother do his half - a - minute spring and cameo scenes , or get a line his rattle behind the camera , then he ’s more clueless than I call back he is .
It ’s a no - brainer that viewers went to watch and even searched the previous videos because of “ me ” , the black frank , aka the wiener that ’s stupefied , dumb , an moron , and even an “ idjit ” as one smart - alecky commenter pronounce . But , of course , he does n’t substantiate that . As do most of the viewers who were speedy to label me a caboodle of things .
Here are some of the thoughts that run through my thinker ( thinking takes time , you see , which is why you do n’t see me leaping like lightningat the sight of a dainty ) . Let ’s take the first video .
My proprietor fastidiously makes a cage out of arse then set me inside . The he asks me a lot of questions . Did I want to get out ? Was I stuck ? Then he verify that I was n’t stuck . No one was debating with him .
Then he tells me that I had to think my way out of that cannister coop . Well , I ’m sorry , but itwasn’t very clear to me what he want me to doat first . I retrieve he was just make an effort by drink cans empty ( although he insists he collect them from friends ) and then meticulously constructing an enclosing out of them .
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When he direct me in there , I could n’t make heads or tails of his function . There has to be a reason for putting me in there . So I stayed . Besides , I did not hear a single distinct bidding from him .
Well , if he were impertinent , he could have told me what he wanted me to do instead of shoot me with his endless yammering . I could n’t assure him that , though , because my smart pal was oblivious of the cans andjumped without thinking .
The second video recording was presuppose to turn back a slew of claim from watcher and commenters , according to him . To me , however , the 2d video only shew the kind of man that I have . He again bombard me with sooooo many words for simple things that he wanted done .
For one special chore , he ’d say , “ Go ” , “ you could do this ” , “ Come on ” , “ Right there ” , “ I threw it like XX times ” , “ You missed it ” . Then for another task I hear him say , “ Knock it ” , “ Please come in spite of appearance ” , “ do on ” . And yet for another , he told me , “ Let ’s go , buddy ” , “ No ” , “ Your brother has got this figured out ” , “ Knock it ” , “ descend on ” .
Wow ! To say that he ’s incoherent is an understatement . Of naturally , my smart brother had it all figured out again . But is ittoo much to ask for consistency ? Was n’t he supposed to be consistent with command set phrase to use ?
The third video was really just a rehash to gain more viewing audience . Do n’t be surprised if you see more continuation . And so his jumbled commands were also a rehash . “ Okay , got to imagine ” , “ cogitate full-grown ” , “ you may do it ” , “ That ’s not going to operate ” , “ Go forward ” , as so on . Who ’s he kidding , anyway?We’ve earned millions of vista , credits to me . Why exchange the rules when we ’re winning it ? I ’m not that speechless , you know !
